Mr. Barack Obama, President of United States once got an opportunity to meet a pirate. Pirate visits white house and Mr. President orders a drink for him.
Mr. Obama is amazed by this, seeing an actual pirate. So he asks, "Is that a real hook on your hand?"
"Aye, I were in a duel with me ol' nemesis, and lost me hand in the struggle."
Mr. Obama is shocked, and continues asking, "Is that a real pegleg?"
"Aye, tis. I was out at sea, 'nd our ship was fired upon. Lost me leg in the crossfire."
Mr. Obama couldn't believe that he is talking to a real pirate! So he further asks him, "How about your eyepatch? How did you get that?"
"Arr, I was just getting to shore, when a seagull pooped in me eye."
"And you lost your eye from that?", wonders Mr. Obama.
"No, I just still wasn't used to the hook."