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Mr. Obama with a Pirate

Mr. Obama with a Pirate

Harry Gavin
Hated by many, wanted by plenty, disliked by some, confronted by none.
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Mr. Barack Obama, President of United States once got an opportunity to meet a pirate. Pirate visits white house and Mr. President orders a drink for him. 

Mr. Obama is amazed by this, seeing an actual pirate. So he asks, "Is that a real hook on your hand?"

"Aye, I were in a duel with me ol' nemesis, and lost me hand in the struggle."

Mr. Obama is shocked, and continues asking, "Is that a real pegleg?"

"Aye, tis. I was out at sea, 'nd our ship was fired upon. Lost me leg in the crossfire."

Mr. Obama couldn't believe that he is talking to a real pirate! So he further asks him, "How about your eyepatch? How did you get that?"

"Arr, I was just getting to shore, when a seagull pooped in me eye."

"And you lost your eye from that?", wonders Mr. Obama.

"No, I just still wasn't used to the hook."


Contributed by Harry Gavin; Image: uinterview.com

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